Sunday, January 31, 2016

Which Music Video Starring Gigi Hadid Are You?

*Hopes it's Pillow Talk*

Can You Guess The U.S. City From A Single Photo?

♫ Party in the U.S.A. ♫

We Know Your Eye Color Based On This Color Test

So many colors.

15 Oral Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself

"I threw up on his penis and my instant reaction was to put the vomit back in my mouth."

I once got a cock ring stuck in my throat while giving a blow job, and I started choking. I was thinking to myself: "This is it. This is how I'm doing to die. Death by wiener." I also started thinking about my funeral and people asking my mom how it happened. I started laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all that the cock ring got unstuck.

—MistressMissy

I had my labret (under my lip) pierced, and a U-shaped hoop and little spikes on each side to keep it on. One day I was going down on my boyfriend, and when he went to push his dick in, his foreskin managed to get caught on my lip ring. One of the little spikes ripped through his foreskin and pierced it. I had to take the other spike off and pulling the ring out through my lip and his dick. I stopped wearing spikes on my piercings the next day.

—homewardbound

My boyfriend and I were on vacation and decided to head into the bedroom for the night. We had a little too much wine, but still decided to have oral sex. I threw up on his penis, and my instant reaction was to suck all of the vomit back in my mouth. He later described it as a vacuuming sensation and thought it was pretty cool. I cried for a solid two hours.

—livl3

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If Lady Gaga Lyrics Were Motivational Posters

♫ I live for the applause, applause, applause. ♫

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18 Unforgettable Ways To Pizza-Tize Your Superbowl Party

Three words: Hot. Dog. Pizza.

Pepperoni Pizza Twists

Get the recipe here.

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Pizza Totchos

What the heck is a totcho? THEY'RE PIZZA-COVERED TATER TOTS. ?

Get the recipe here.

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Mini Margherita Pizza Bites

Get the recipe here.

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Pepperoni Pizza Dip

AKA the dip you've seen in your dreams so many times.

Get the recipe here.

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Which "Pokèmon" Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

Sadly not everyone can get Pikachu.

27 Subtle And Tasteful White Ink Tattoos

Because you've been thinking about getting inked.

This "Expecto Patronum" tat serves as my reminder to pull out happy thoughts whenever my mind turns dark. Also, I’ve had it for a year and my mom still hasn’t noticed it.

–katrinec

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–emilyk4cc91f

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I have a puzzle piece to support autism awareness.

–alexisnikoleepps

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Saturday, January 30, 2016

We Know Your Favorite Cocktail Based On Your Zodiac Sign

♫ If you like Piña Coladas… ♫

20 Times Mamrie Hart Was Just Too Damn Funny

She's an actual queen.

When she almost burned her house down.

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When she grossed herself out.

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When she was modest af.

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When her eyes said it all.

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7 Tips for Driving Targeted Web traffic With Twitter

Social network has lots of uses-- from making get in touches with to executing customer service-- however driving top quality web traffic to your website is Twitter's ace in the hole. The big concern is this: Just how can we obtain even more of that charming focus we crave?

As my current poll shows, producing incoming website traffic is the number-one requirement that individuals have now, and also permanently factor. Web traffic translates right into:

Attention, engagement, chat and also acknowledgment

Dispersing your message everywhere

Prospects and also client opt-ins

Customers, enhanced sales and also leads

Media and also meetings, which bring about more focus

... and also finally, an ego boost.

In a previous write-up here I pointed out the lots of benefits of Twitter for your business. Now below are seven key points you have to know if you want to get even more targeted web traffic from Twitter:

# 1: Know your viewers

Growing your web traffic consistently starts with your viewers if you wish to do it right. Untargeted, uninterested "hits" are a waste of time as well as resources at worst, and at best just pure vanity.

Just what does your target market desire as well as require?

Just how do they like it supplied?

Which topics are on their minds right now?

Exist trends that are growing in appeal?

How do these individuals talk? What words and phrases do they utilize?

This implies that driving traffic starts with listening as well as observing. Be familiar with your target so you could most effectively engage them.

Twitter has a device for this. Use search.twitter.com to discover exactly what individuals in your niche are discussing and also follow a few of their conversations.

As soon as you obtain an idea of just what individuals are interested in, take part those conversations and talk to people.

# 2: Obtain the "right" fans

A lot rubbish is thrown around regarding ways to expand your fan count that it makes it seem that the number is all that issues. Incorrect!

You need individuals to want to hear what you need to claim. This means you do NOT desire people who auto-follow because they are either:

Robots as well as unreal human beings (e.g., spam software program, individuals attempting to inflate their follower matter, scrapers).

Not actually reading your tweets and simply following to permit you to DM them.

The fans you most desire are those who follow you since they are interested and also assume they will certainly obtain value from your tweets. These people are most likely to locate you by means of:.

People retweeting your stuff, either within Twitter or making use of a TweetMeme switch.

References from other Twitter individuals.

Your blog site; for instance, your posts that claim "Follow me on Twitter at @chrisgarrett and also inform me what you think," or your sidebar Follow Me button.

Other people's blog sites, when you guest post or remark.

Clicking your forum trademark when you take part in conversations, or your email trademark.

Unfortunately Twitter blocked a truly nice way that individuals utilized to get targeted Twitter fans. It utilized to be that we could "listen in" to conversations that individuals we adhered to were having, today you need to be complying with both parties. This indicates we can not find new people this way. If a person places something before they mention your @name it can still function, as well as I still periodically get fans through that.

Basically the advice is, put your Twitter name where it will certainly be seen as well as encourage individuals to discuss it!

# 3: Create interaction.

Talk with individuals.

Engage your fans. Don't just see them as a passive listing of eyeballs! Deal with people as people and you will do better at this stuff. Buy USA Twitter Followers It is called social networks for a reason.

Ask inquiries.

Hold discussions.

Dip into others' discussions.

Urge feedback.

# 4: Obtain clicks.

So currently your fans are seeing you as a fascinating person and also not a robotic "feed," which suggests they are most likely to take notice when you tweet out a link.

Tweet Belongings Hyperlinks.

Whatever you do, do not simply tweet your own stuff. That is both self-indulgent and dull!

Get into the behavior of discussing anything great, regardless of that produced it. Retweet great stuff and other individuals are going to be a lot more going to retweet your own. Tweet out fun as well as valuable web links your close friends send you in e-mail or from the news. Be referred to as an individual who tweets excellent stuff.

Timing.

Not everyone is online at the very same time. There is a whole world exterior of your timezone, plus people have a various routine than you. You know the feeling of complication when you land in a foreign nation. Not just have you got to adapt to neighborhood time, but likewise individuals appear to have their meals at a various time of day, stores open and close at strange hours, and also business meetings appear to be held randomly. Twitter resembles that, you can not just look at a time area converter as well as think individuals will certainly go to their desk at a specific time.

Tweet the exact same thing a few times, a few hrs apart, to offer your message numerous chances to be seen.

Vary the moments of day you tweet and also monitor feedback.

Watch for the tops and also troughs of activity in YOUR stream (not simply what help others).

I tend to aim to catch the peak times for Aussies, the EU/Brits, East Coast USA, and West Coastline UNITED STATE, yet it is far from a specific science!

Headings.

There are two major driving variables that affect your possibilities of obtaining a click:.

Your credibility.

The heading.

Ideally at this point # 1 is cared for, however # 2 takes some work.

To start with, use my totally free download 102 Proven Headline Formulas as a running point. There are 102 fill-in-the-blank design templates which ought to provide you a running start on writing a convincing caption.

If you use an interesting title and it matches your target market's desires and also needs, after that you are getting clicks.

Split examination.

You could not get it right the first time, so try one more variation:.

Expression it as an inquiry.

Make it into a "How you can" headline.

Usage interest versus simply the realities.

A bunch of this is about learning what your audience responds to finest.

# 5: Measure performance.

When you make use of a link-shortener with a built-in click-tracker such as bit.ly, you could see exactly how well any one of your web links carry out. This works for boosting gradually and also to see which links obtain gotten virally. As they state, what you measure you get even more of!

With Twitter it's not merely the web link clicks that YOU obtain, yet the retweets and also shares that really drive the actual website traffic. TweetMeme and also bit.ly can give you essential reporting about how well you do, along with your Google Analytics.

# 6: Do even more of what works, however examination, examination, examination.

When you discover what help you, do more of that. Bear in mind though that if you just do the same points you will either obtain the exact same results as well as not improve, or you will break that technique. Experiment, find out as well as mix it up.

Patterns transform, techniques boost, fads head out of fashion. Do not get stuck on rails, step and circulation with your audience.

# 7: Urge sharing.

When you have your initial click, your job is not done!

Ensure your write-up has a TweetMeme button so that anybody that likes just what you shared could quickly share it as well.

If you intend to obtain actually expensive, provide individuals a motivation to share, such as an arbitrary reward attracting for anyone who tweets your message. Naturally, the message will contain a link back to you ...

Once in a while it doesn't hurt to really request retweets. Merely do not exaggerate it, as you will only annoy your fans. This will certainly make them much less responsive, instead of even more.

Does it actually function?

So yes, it does function.

Bottom line:.

Compile the correct audience.

Be outstanding.

Share cool stuff.

Motivate other people to discuss it as well.

Does Twitter work to generate website traffic for your stuff?

We Know Which Celebrity You Hate The Most

Who dat, who dat?

What's The Hardest Part About Having Thin Hair?

"My hair is like… I have none." — Britney Spears

Even when your mane is at its best, having thin hair can sometimes be a real struggle.

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Like, some days you just want to rock a bun that looks straight off those stylish Tumblr accounts — but your hair has other plans.

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Maybe you start your day by curling your locks, and by the time your commute is over, they're flat AF.

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Or perhaps you've tried all the thickening product in the world, but it just makes your hair greasy and gross.

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Are You More Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Or Harry Potter?

The results are all magical.

23 Insanely Haunted Places That'll Literally Scare The Shit Out Of You

From abandoned asylums to underground chambers.

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26 Hilarious Reasons People Actually Cried While Drunk

"I cried in the rain because I didn't know where ducks went when it got cold outside."

Convincing yourself that the garbage man steals the trash:

A friend of mine began crying when she saw the garbage man taking out the trash. She was utterly convinced that he was stealing it.

—Allison Kraus, Facebook

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Being made into a Sim:

My best friend made me into a Sim. We were laying in bed after a night of drinking when she showed me the Sim and her family. I was so touched that my friend immortalized me in a video game, I started to cry.

—Anne0c0h

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A cat astronaut t-shirt:

I was wearing a shirt that had a cat dressed as an astronaut on it. I caught a glimpse of the cat astronaut in the mirror and started crying because the cat fulfilled his dreams and I was just a drunk on a Tuesday.

—Danielle Clearwater, Facebook

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